It seems everyone has been dreaming about Jeremy Corbyn. Who could be more ripe for dreamscape than long-time backbencher, lifetime socialist, grandad-we-never-had, allotment-keeper extraordinaire, leader of a movement, Jeremy Corbyn? The below are all real dreams, submitted by members of the public and published here anonymously, from one Corbyn-dreamer to another. Have you had a dream about Jeremy? Submit it to corbyninmydream@gmail.com
Friday, 15 July 2016
Jeremy Was My Dad
Corbyn was my dad. He had split from my mum and the two of them ran rival pubs in a dank back street. His was called Hamlyns, I believe. I had argued with my mum and gone back to stay in the room above Corbyn's pub which I'd been in before- it was very dank and squalid. However when I got back there were thousands of young people in colourful clothes there and they were holding a violent elaborate orgy. Corbyn was in the midst of them, with his raggy dressing gown flapping open, exposing a liver spotted chest. He seemed very lost and frail.
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