It seems everyone has been dreaming about Jeremy Corbyn. Who could be more ripe for dreamscape than long-time backbencher, lifetime socialist, grandad-we-never-had, allotment-keeper extraordinaire, leader of a movement, Jeremy Corbyn? The below are all real dreams, submitted by members of the public and published here anonymously, from one Corbyn-dreamer to another. Have you had a dream about Jeremy? Submit it to corbyninmydream@gmail.com
Friday, 15 July 2016
Jeremy in a Remote Field
I was in conversation with his closest advisers, and they were expressing consternation about one of his night time habits. I wondered what could be so bad. They took me to remote field where car headlights were glaring into the darkness. Jeremy was watching a couple fuck on the bonnet of his car. This was his dark side. He liked dogging.
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